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Hi pretty people♥️

So, I was born in 2001 in California, it was full of unneeded drama... like, from the jump.

I remember that my dad wasn't around when me and my sister were growing up. Like, my dad got into so much trouble with my mom and we didn't see him until I was about 8...

Anywayyyy~ I'll get to that later.

Likes!

Ooooh~ I like a whole bunch of things!

I like summer, pink, and sweet food. I'm such a big dissert girl~

I also REALLY like looking hot, it's sort of a specialty of mine✨

I absolutely love going shopping and doing me and my sister's nails.

I love bedazzling things! From my heels, to my nails (and my cute new pocket knife~) one time I was dating this really hot guy and he let me give him a matching sparkly bracelet! (That I made myself of course) but honestly it was a waste cause HE WAS A TOTAL FUCKING CHEATER! Hooked up with some other girl across the street from my fucking house TOTALLY lame! Anyway I made him go missing and hooked up with her instead~ Gwen was an absolute cutie.

FUN FACT(S)

Ngl… don’t tell but I really miss shoplifting from H&M… Like, yeah killing men is really cathartic especially after a breakup but shoplifting kinda puts me into gear~ (if you know what I mean lol ♥ ) Good boost of adrenaline! Kinda like cardio but illegal lmao.

Sooooo, another thing is that I used to stalk my friends in middle school?? Well… they weren’t really my friends either they were just scared of me lol. So I do remember giving them like, bracelets and stuff but I would steal their stuff and replace it with the stuff I made? I don’t know… it was kinda weird. Like… looking back on it? It was kinda desperate. Yuck.

Ooh, okay so like my first kill was some guy I met WAAAY back when I thought college was gonna work out for me (it didn't)… it was a fucking NIGHTMARE… First, he called me fat while we were dating so yeah… immediate. Gone. Second, he didn't say shit about having an “open relationship” like, I'm pretty okay with polyamory if it's to spice up our relationship but fuck talk to me, DUMBASS! Third, he was a messy clean-up, like he was such a baby and he fought me! Fucker made me break a nail but my totally awesome (not a high school dropout) big sis came to the rescue! His head is still on my nightstand! His face was too cute to throw away~ The police tried to question me on it but I told them it was fake lmao. God I have such a huge problem getting with shitty guys…

Oh yeah fuck…

Dislikes!

I really fucking hate losers, like the ones that think they can get with someone like me just because they think they can. Or because they're a man… fucking yuck. I can LITERALLY slit your throat.

I can't think of anything else so like… dark blue? WORST color of my life…

But like yeah! That's all from me and my pretty page~ I know you'll think MY side is cuter and better than Brittany’s emo shit, I'm NOT touching that…